This Southern Faggot's Blog

Glamorous new pronoun
April 29, 2009, 6:50 pm
Filed under: Fun games, Thinking Thinking

My roomate and I used to sit around and make up new, more exciting, more fun pronouns for each other. I think that my favorite that we ever came up with was “shart”.

Could their be a more perfect gender neutral pronoun? I don’t think so.

Won’t you shart with me?


Um. Square butts.
April 26, 2009, 6:17 pm
Filed under: UGH

What hope is their for society if we live somewhere, where this commercial can actually exist?

April 26, 2009, 4:31 pm
Filed under: Thinking Thinking | Tags:

Lately, all I have been able to think about is this idea of community and the lately overwhelming feeling of being absolutely community-less. I was talking with a far-away-friend the other day and our conversation got me to wondering why I hadn’t wondered off to the North to find this thing of community, or myself. I started to wonder what it is about me that makes living in a place where I don’t feel like I can truly relate to anyone possible. How can I live somewhere, with no true ‘we are a group of people who share this similar thing that allows us to think alike’ community, while it seems that this very lack of a thing is that drives everyone off?

Why don’t I want to move to NYC, or California, or Chicago, or D.C.? Why don’t I want to move somewhere, where I am almost absolutely sure that I would be able to find a group of people who had the same political, sexual, gender, whatever analysis as me? Would that make me happy? I don’t long for it like a lot of people do, so maybe I wouldn’t.

Maybe I am somehow just not looking in the right place, or maybe this thing of my community is not what I envisioned it to be at all. Could it be I have been lead to believe my entire life that a sense of community is something that is necessary for human happiness, but that isn’t true?

Is it possible to be a community with only yourself?

Big dicks = sigh
April 23, 2009, 1:27 pm
Filed under: Rants

Nothing is more relieving than cuddling with someone who you figured would have a huge dick, but reaching over and realizing that it is actually average, or even below average. I am so sick of having to deal with 9+” monsters.

Tumble out of bed and stumble into the kitchen
April 19, 2009, 7:48 pm
Filed under: Faggot Rant, UGH | Tags: , , ,

I kind of want to get my ears pierced, but I don’t want to have to wait for them to heal with those awful studs they make you wear. I want to start off with big, dangley ear rings. Maybe this is something I should look into. I feel like it would just make seance for me to do.

I have been spending a whole lot of time lately hanging out with the low/no income/homeless folks and it constantly amazes me how many of them are Queers, yet no one (locally, at least) is doing anything for this demographic. Maybe this should not be surprising, as this town ‘won the award’ for meanest cities in America for the homeless recently. Most of the faggots around here are pretty terrible, so I guess it should not surprise me that no one is talking about this.

I wonder what the well to do fags have to say on this issue, if anything at all. I wonder what could be done to make them care. I wonder if they could ever care.

I wonder what a new project would look like, where stories from local low/no income / homeless Queers were gathered and put into one place. I wonder if that would encourage anyone to do any long term thinking about this issue.

My list of projects is already so long, I need to start putting these into action.

For some reason, the only part on my body that I can’t stand to be dirty are my feet. It is not sandal weather, which means I am going to have to start almost constantly washing my feet. It’s just so satisfying to have clean feet.

Watch out ducks!
April 17, 2009, 3:17 am
Filed under: UGH

The Game and Fish Comissions says that their are too many ducks in the park so the person in charge of the building I work in is supposed to start finding eggs and smashing them! 😦

Maybe I can take one home and hatch it and it will follow me around like in that one movie. I hope life really works like that.

My brain feels dead.
April 15, 2009, 3:37 am
Filed under: Nothing Terribly Important | Tags:

Today felt like an awfully busy day. I didn’t really do that much.

Yesterday i bought some MSG and decided to consume a lot of it and could not sleep that night and just stayed up all night blaming the MSG. It’s so easy to blame MSG for all of my problems, I am glad it is there.

Today I spent time at my favorite park. It is both my favorite daytime park and nighttime park. During the day their are people being happy and ducks being… unhappy. At night, I am usually drinking beer and the ducks are still there, just sleeping.


Goose Goose Goose

photoPossibly the funniest looking ducks live in this park. The park is real close to where I work and they shit everywhere and sometimes walk towards the open doors and no one really seems to care. I love them. It kind of looks like their brains are on the outside.