This Southern Faggot's Blog

Life’s a riot
June 30, 2009, 12:12 am
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No honey. The Rainbow Lounge and Stonewall might look like similar incidents on the surface (“simply” gay bars being raided), however from what I can see and read, the folks at The Rainbow Lounge was gay, white men. The folks at Stonewall were People of Color, Trans Folk, Cross Dressers and your occasional gay, male identified person thrown in.

I know that every faggot is going to hear this and make a direct correlation to Stonewall, but I think that is both dangerous and simply not the case. I am sick and tired of faggots trying to appropriate the Stonewall riots for their own uses. Especially when, from what I can tell, most fags, dykes, gays and lesbians are too apathetic to ever fight back.

Also, big burly men in police uniforms entered a gay bar and folks are suprised they got their asses patted and crotches grabbed? Really?


I don’t think bees even have knees
June 29, 2009, 9:20 pm
Filed under: Fun games, People to remember

These bee stencils have been popping up all over my neighborhood and the highlight of most of my days is walking past a new one.

beeeeBut now, they have started to free hand them and something about the free handed ones make me incredibly happy.

omg_bee_1(look at its little wings!!!)


omg_bee_3You kind of have to use your imagination with this one. Also, I am sorry its sideways.

titles are so hard to come up with.
June 28, 2009, 4:42 pm
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Y’all, Billy Mays died. This is so upsetting. I think thats one thing that I got from my parents that I will never be able to shake… a love for infomercials and the home shopping network. My dad and I used to stay up for hours watching Billy try to sell us all sorts of products. Once when we were watching QVC, we saw this happen, live. It was a really weird experience.

I wonder if I should call my dad. He probably wouldn’t actually care, actually.

Darling, when will puberty end?
June 26, 2009, 7:13 pm
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I am the only person I know who can use Dr. ‘ peppermint soap (you know, the liquid makes your skin tingle wherever you put it kind) on their face twice a day… and still manage to always be a oily mess.

Darling, I am 22… when will puberty end? Please don’t tell me I’m going to be this greasy my entire life!

My fan is blowing stuff all around my room

My dad is out of town, so I have to go over to my parents house every few days and babysit my dog and mother. I love seeing my dog so much, its always so happy to see me its nice. Seeing my mother takes a whole lot of energy and I have to be in a really, really good mental state to do it, or i just cry and cry. I went through some old photo albums of my parents and they used to be so happy looking and my mom didn’t look like a skeleton yet. I ended up just crying a whole bunch, but I felt bad because I wasn’t really sure why. I guess its for a whole bunch of reasons. It is terrifying to know that someone can go through such a drastic change, so quickly. A life can be ruined, essentially ended, in just a few years. Looking through old pictures, I just have to wonder where she thought she would be right now.

Clearly not almost bed ridden and only possessing the will to leave the bed to smoke or drink boxed wine.

Every time I go over there, I make big plans to sit down with her and talk to her. I want to hear her stories, before she can’t remember them anymore… which might actually be the case, I don’t know. But everytime I get to the house and see her, I just can’t bring my self to talking to her, much less being in the same room with her.

I wish I could have known my mom that I see in pictures. I wish I could have known the pot smoking, surfing, ‘rock~n~roll’ hippy that my mom used to be.I wish I could have known her when she smiled and you could tell that she was actually enjoying herself.

diet_cokeI took my roomate over to my house with me. On the way back, he told me that he had just cleaned out his car a few days ago. I feel like this picture doesn’t do it justice, but he drinks a whole lot of diet coke. It terrifies me.

Part of me loves the summer in the south, because I feel like I always have an excuse to be sweaty and smelly, all the time.

I wish I was better at coming up with cute acronyms for things. Their is nothing that I love more than an adorable acronym.

June 22, 2009, 9:05 pm
Filed under: ORLY | Tags: , , ,

I think that I have figured out why I don’t enjoy sex more than I do.

It’s cause what I really like most about it, is that inital shock of “omg its been so long since I have done this, I forgot how good it feels”, but then that shock wears off really quickly (for me, at least) and I am left with nothing.

On another note, the snow cones that the local movie store has started to offer are very tasty, however terribly over priced and not worth it. I figured this would be the case, but it was one of those things that if I didn’t just do it, I would have wondered about it everytime I went there.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
June 20, 2009, 3:07 am
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You fucking faggots. I hope you were having fun at the pride bar crawl on the 17th as a Trans mentor for many websites was attacked, beaten with a sledge hammer, gang raped and buried alive, then she crawled for about three miles (because her knees were smashed) to find help, but died in ICU at 2:11am

I hope you fucking choked on whatever drink you were having at 2:11 that morning.