This Southern Faggot's Blog

Simple Green
July 31, 2009, 7:01 am
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Tonight I was walking around down by the river and found a friend to share some whiskey with. We ended up loosing the cap, so I had to walk around the rest of the night with an open bottle of whiskey. Bad news. Especially for my now whiskey soaked bag.

Eventually he jerked off while petting my feet and got come all over my left foot. Something about him was really fun and sweet, but I can’t place it.

Come on your feet is better than come on your hands, I feel. After the fact he asked me for $.50, which I didn’t have, but would have gladly given to him, if only for the fact that he asked me for it, after I played with his dick.

After that I went over to best-sex-of-my-life/straight-boy’s house and sat around and listened to him play guitar. We didn’t have sex. He is awkward about sex (until it actually happens, then 0mg), but I would love for him to fuck the shit out of me again.

I am itchy, I hope I didn’t get crabs… from the foot/hand on genital contact (I think its actually just fleas from the dude’s house)!


Mommy dearest
July 30, 2009, 2:02 am
Filed under: Interesting day, People to remember | Tags: ,

I saw my mom at the hospital today. I was terrified of what I was going to find, but she looks amazing. Seeing her was so wonderful, I haven’t had a conversation with her in years. She is so alert and actually remembers things. We hugged more during my visit than we did in the past 12 years. She was very worried and confused about all the glitter I was wearing.

I think she is getting out this Friday. I hope things stay this way. I hope she can avoid the wine and I hope that my dad holds up his part of the deal and keeps it away from her.

Also, side note. Apparently during arts and crafts she decorated this koozy, which just tickles me. Maybe its a southern thing, but the only beverage I could ever imagine putting in a koozy is beer. Not her drink of choice, but alchol all the same. Oh my.

Apparently she made a few good friends already. One person apparently was in a hospital somewhere else and 2 guards raped him and he contracted HIV. He is very sweet, from what I can tell and I wanted to cry and hug him. One person only talks in limericks, which I find very impressive.

Thank you for being a friend

I went out to the hipster bar last night and I generally enjoyed myself. Old friends who I miss a whole lot. I would like to see them more.

I miss going to the bear bar in town almost every night and the feeling of everyone knowing my name. What a nice feeling.

All I have been able to think about recently is setting up a needle exchange in town. We need it so fucking bad. I might have found someone friendly inside the health department who is going to help me.

I have been talking to lots of people about this and the general consensus is that ‘It’s illegal, therefore you CAN’T do it!’. But darling, don’t you realize that just means we need it more? What kind of dreadful attitude is that?

It’s so strange when you have viewed someone as a mentor of sorts for so many years, but then you quickly shift and start to question everything they do or say. One can only take so many ‘wait… what did you just say? Are you kidding?’ moments and I might have reached my limit.

I learned so much from you. You are the reason I am where I am today and for that, I am terribly grateful. But people change. I have, at least, but I can’t say that I have noticed that you have.

Thank you for all you have done.

I have been watching a lot of Golden Girls recently. I don’t know what draws me to this show so much, it’s pretty repetitive, but I can’t stop watching.

I need to start turning tricks again.

I need to clean my house first. Or maybe I could just do out calls. I always enjoy meeting people at their houses, because you can learn so much about them just from the knick knacks they have around. Like that one guy who appeared to collect EVERYTHING. Or the other guy who collected porcelain women riding horses, or something like that.

What neat people.

ugh, really.
July 24, 2009, 6:11 am
Filed under: Faggot Rant, What is this shit? | Tags: ,

Maybe I am upset because this hits really close to home. Or maybe I am just upset of constantly hearing folks who have NEVER BEEN TO THE SOUTH, talking about the south like they have been here. Hearing folks talk about the south like it is a barren wasteland that has no hope, so why even try, is really stressful.

But really, I don’t understand how folks, fighting for the ‘rights’ of the ‘non traditional family’ and sit around at their computers and participate in this. Great, they have funny clothes on and an opossum. I used to have a pet opossum and it was the best pet ever. So fuck you.

I am also going to take this opportunity to make it clear that I absolutely hate (the website) awkward family photos. Great. A website dedicated to poking fun at people who are either really enjoying themselves or who are completely stressed out because they have to be around their bio-families.

HAY HAY, Legalize Gay!
July 23, 2009, 8:01 am
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What fabulous advertising American Appareal is getting!

Here are some insightful comments that the post on the has gotten.

Where can I buy one??!! We need to overcome this bigotry by supporting the tee-shirt maker and WEARING them!

Regardless of the words on the shirt, these are vandals and criminals who deserve arrest and punishment. They destroyed private property. The police should look at phone records to see who called the store at that time so they could hopefully apprehend these cowards.

i think there should be more gay t-shirts.

On a similar note, I am going to use this time to plug Yasmin Nair’s piece “Legalize Gay, Or: So You Think You’re Illegal?”, which is short but wonderful.

Southern livin, y’all
July 22, 2009, 2:39 am
Filed under: Interesting day, mom | Tags: ,

Last night I hung out with a family of raccoons and it was the most adorable night, ever.


Oh a non related note, my dad gave my mom the papers today and apparently she is upset, which is understandable. Apparently they are going in tomorrow to talk to… someone (I don’t understand any of this) and get the process started.

I went to go visit my dog a few days ago and she was sober. My roomate and I visited today and she was also sober. I wonder if this is by choice, or my dad just stopped buying her wine.

Fun fact. My mother used to date Reggie Knighton, who was in The Grass Roots for a while. The song “Magnum Sally” is actually about my mother. Apparently she used to like guns.

sally & reggie

I had actually forgotten this until just now, but I actually spoke with Reggie a while ago. He sent me this picture, which I think is just darling. The two people in these pictures are my mom and Reggie.

I don’t really know much about my mom’s past, but what I do know, is very interesting.

July 21, 2009, 1:23 am
Filed under: What is this shit?

Yes, this is a sad story indeed. But I can’t help but to wonder if  Bryce wasn’t a tanned, generically attractive, white gay dude, would this story be getting the same coverage? I feel like thats a resounding “probably not”

The website created for him is one of the tackiest, hardest to read websites I have ever seen. Oh my.

In other news, I need more projects. I have been sitting around a whole lot and that makes me feel like shit.