This Southern Faggot's Blog

Has Halloween gone to the gays?

Yesterday, I had someone tell me that I should LOVE Halloween, because it’s like “Gay Christmas”. They didn’t explain too much, but I assume that is a good thing.

Today, I had someone tell me that I should LOVE Halloween, because it is “The Gay High Holy Day”.

Why is Halloween the day for the gays? Is that because it gives every faggot an excuse to ‘dress-up as’ a woman for the day? Is it because it makes every terrible, awful thing they do, dressed up as a woman, automatically fun and cute? Is this representing some deep down desire for faggots to be women… or is it just another way they can mock them for their ‘icky’ vagina’s? Hm…

Someone else said that I should love it, because it is the ONE day out of the year where you can dress however you want and be anything you want. But, if that’s true, who are you being the other days of the year? Are you not dressing however you want, every day? Why are you CELEBRATING only having the freedom to do this, once a year? Hm.


October 30, 2009, 5:16 pm
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Will it ever stop raining?

Last night I spent the night over that that boys house. The one who i wrote about a few days ago. It was pretty terrible and he woke me up by rubbing me a whole lot and i pretended to be asleep, but eventually I had to tell him that I needed to get to sleep. Again. Because you woke me up. 2 years ago, I would have given ANYTHING to cuddle with ANYONE. Now I’ll take a blow n go way before a blow n cuddle, thanks.

Beware Folks
October 26, 2009, 5:30 pm
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Dead_TreeTheir is an abondoned building by my house and I walk behind almost every night. This tree has been forgotten. I want to save it.

Oh no!
October 25, 2009, 3:11 am
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Oh yea. My roomate found this picture in one of the video booths at a local arcade and I called the number and ended up having a really nice conversation with the guy. What a sweetie!


Oh no!Oh_No!2

The picture itself is blurry. The mans face in the bachgound is in no way related to this photo.

Camping hurts
October 25, 2009, 2:57 am
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I ended up hooking up with this dude the other night. It was okay and he had the most beautiful penis I have ever seen, but I really wish he would stop texting. He’s your standard gay, from what I can tell, and I don’t need that right now. Cuddling is nice, but it turns thats ANOTHER thing that I enjoy way more in theory, than practice. Maybe I just like thinking about things a whole lot.

My roomate and I (and my parents dog) went backpacking this weekend. I actually could not be more sore. It has been a really long time (a year +) since I have been out and my roomate had never been, but we got 15 miles covered in 2 days, which is pretty good. I am going to sleep so well tonight.


Sometimes the world isn’t a terrible shit hole.

I have stopped biting my nails for the first time in my entire life and I can see them and its freaking me out. I can’t stop playing with them. I want to grow them out and get the most fabulous dolphin scenes painted on them. I can’t wait.


Shasta McNasty only makes this face. Isn’t that wonderful!

P&P (poop and pee)
October 15, 2009, 6:20 pm
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For most of my life, sitting on a toilet has only meant one thing. That I am about to (or attempting to) shit. But, this has caused problems for me now that I sometimes sit to pee (depending on which bathroom I am using). Nothing is more frustrating than sitting to pee, but having your body think it’s shitting time. I assume this has happened to others, but I have never heard anyone else talk about it.

My roomate and I are going backpacking this weekend, which I am really excited about. He has never gone and I haven’t been in ages, so I am really excited. Have I mentioned before that I am an eagle scout? Most of me really hates the scouting program, but a tiny part of me is really glad that my dad forced me to stick with it so long.

I have been having these really weird energy drains recently and I don’t know what to do about them. They don’t happen when I am doing anything active, but when I am sitting somewhere reading or on the computer, it will just hit me like a wave and I have to take a nap RIGHT THEN, or I just feel like shit. It doesn’t happen all the time, so I am thinking it might not be food related. Hopefully it isn’t.

Vagina or Ass?
October 14, 2009, 3:40 am
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Queer_ClickSo I coulden’t help but to notice this ad the other day. It has been sitting on my desktop ever since and I could not understand less what I am supposed to get from this. However, from what I can tell, QC is run completely by men and only features gay porn. My first thoughts were that this is supposed to be a vagina… but I guess it could be an asshole as well. Although I have a sneeking suspicion it isn’t. Is this just your typical awful ‘vaginas are icky’ faggotry, or should I get something more?

Soy_milkI really, really wish hot things didn’t do this to soy milk.